I feel safer already...

Well, it looks like Congress is going to go through with it's plan to protect America's youth from millionares who stab each other in the ass with needles. Word out of Baltimore is that players are going to be subpeonaed before the House Committee on something or other, including: Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Mark McGwire, Jose Canseco, Frank Thomas and Curt Schilling. For some reason, Mr. Bonds is notably absent from the list. This is a real coup for Canseco, I mean how many people get to go on TV and promote their book in front of Congress?